@10InchesPlus: Sometimes blank stare is the correct answer.
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@aidanjsears: *sees a car with a "how am i driving" bumper sticker* *calls the phone number* ME: buddy i think it's with a steering wheel
@Sarcasmo718: I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles.
@PinkCamoTO: Dear Neighbours, "She's coming" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking.
@imdaintyaf: What's the best way to dispose of a dead body? Was asking for a friend, but he was being a whiny shit about it, so now I'm asking for me.