@10InchesPlus: Sometimes blank stare is the correct answer.
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@mydmac: I like to cook for a man when I first start dating him. That way he'll be disappointed from the start. Not just when he sees me naked.
@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: I'm growing some vegetables. Me: What if the pig eats them? Wife: Then I'm growing porkchops.
@seamusmckracken: Confuse people by affixing “but not necessarily at this juncture” to the end of each sentence.