@CharlieDontSrf: Sometimes, distance maketh the heart less likely to be stabbed
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@thetits: Guarantees in life: 1) death 2) taxes 3) me pulling the handle of your car door at the same moment you try to unlock it
@HollyHeals: Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine.
@MarfSalvador: Me: Forgive me father I have sinned Priest: Get out of my house M: But it's a big sin P: *sigh* Speak child M: I broke into your house