@kaytaa: Sometimes I ask my husband to put away the clean dishes so I can play kitchen scavenger hunt next time I need something.
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@Reverend_Scott: FITBIT: You've done 11k steps today. ME: Ok, I'll rest some. FITBIT: stop now and I'll murder you ME: What? FITBIT: I SAID GOOD FOR YOU!
@GrantTanaka: black friday is crazy, I just maced a kid then some old woman shot me with a crossbow
@McAttack88: Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?