@kaytaa: Sometimes I ask my husband to put away the clean dishes so I can play kitchen scavenger hunt next time I need something.
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@nbadag: *watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house
@PyrBliss: I'm no mathementientist, but I should probably go to bed because it's 4AM and I'm making up words again.