@jordan_stratton: Sometimes I break into hives. But only because I hate bees.
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@buhsbaby_baby: Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
@curlycomedy: The worst part about the measles outbreak at Disneyland was still the price of admission.
@Matt_The_1st: Sorry I didn't reply to your text, I just couldn't find a response that would keep you from sending another