@jordan_stratton: Sometimes I break into hives. But only because I hate bees.
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@TweetingDadGuy: Winter is great because it gets dark earlier and you can get a head start on your shady activities.
@Black__Elvis: I used to struggle to keep food on the table until I Googled "how to get your pet turtle Charles to hold still because he's a table now."
@kelkulus: I don't understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms. It's much more awkward trying to return them. "She didn't like me."