@jammiiepants: Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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@AnOrangeSNES: *grabs walmart intercom* WHY DID YOU LET ME GRAB THIS INTERCOM? I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE *fighting noises* YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR JOB
@Hmmm_er: She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe
@okimstillhungry: Smoke detector: IS THAT A FIRE I SMELL Me: No I'm making baco- Smoke detector: IM A HERO
@kelkulus: While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough.