@jammiiepants: Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
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@SureYouDo1: For your anniversary, if your wife asks for something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds...don't get her a bathroom scale. Nope.
@CovertAgentP: Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons.