@Soberphobiccc: Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
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@Swishergirl24: Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pass Officer: have you been drinking? Me: pass Officer: You can't just keep.. Me: pass
@ShaeAaron: I just sent a text that says "we really need to talk" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today.
@mirandaasantos: throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front, rear, & side views but she didn't get the memo..