@ilovepie84: Sometimes I drown cookies in milk in front of their family until they tell me the whereabouts of the Keebler Elves.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@jonathantony: Age 20: "You free for lunch?" "Yeah, meet you there now." Age 30: "You free for lunch?" "Yes, let's schedule it in for 3 weeks from now."
@Harpers_Halo: When people say they did something "like a boss" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair
@solommb: My car has the innate super power of knowing when I have any extra money and spontaneously breaking down.