@meganamram: Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a pear-shaped woman's body
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@envydatropic: I don't care what bathroom you identify with. If you look under the stall you're going to need a dentist.
@SteveSuckington: Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad. Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter