@meganamram: Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a pear-shaped woman's body
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@Tmoney68: Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Sexy nurse! H: Meet me in the bedroom. [10 minutes later] *we both come in wearing nurse costumes* M: Uh.
@ScottLinnen: Dropped my Ant Farm and now the rug is like the first 30-minutes of Saving Private Ryan.
@JMFnSparks: Dear men, I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her! Love, Spiders