@meganamram: Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a pear-shaped woman's body
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@SteveKoehler22: A young musician left his priceless Stradivarius violin on a train in Germany. But it was returned... no strings attached. Wait...what ?
@daemonic3: THERAPIST: My suggestion for you: Therapy dog ME: Ok [next week] THERAPIST: Well? ME: They told me I don't qualify to be a therapy dog