@meganamram: Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a pear-shaped woman's body
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@michaelianblack: Science question: can somebody please explain how tiny, tiny swimsuits make Olympians dive better?
@blondecalamity: Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME.
@Elifcello: I switched my cellphone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER.
@ieatanddrink: Dating tip: Walk up to a girl in a club, smile, look into her eyes, take her hand and walk away. If she wants her hand back, she'll find you