@meganamram: "Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a woman's body" - Russian nesting doll
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@Paxochka: I'm not taking the Democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table.
@jackiecarbajal: Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... "CLIMAX IN IMAX"
@FunnyTunes: Friend: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Me: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.