@meganamram: "Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a woman's body" - Russian nesting doll
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@PanicRestroom: How to run faster: 1. Drink a lot of water 2. Wait till u have to pee 3. Start running You're welcome
@rockymomax: MORGAN FREEMAN: I'm here to narrate your life ME: cool! [2 hrs later] MF: he's still trying to figure out the childproof cap on his Tylenol
@LuvPug: But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes.