@DaddyJew: Sometimes I get road rage waiting for my son to finish his story.
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@hythemafia: Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits.....
@DamienFahey: When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?" I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."