@KKAlThani: Sometimes I get take out sushi and eat it at an aquarium just to remind the fish who's boss.
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@iVanillaGorilla: You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees
@Mr_Kapowski: The only problem with winning concert tickets from a Pepsi lid is that you will be attending a concert with a bunch of Pepsi drinkers
@canadasandra: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
@noog: Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No