@JermHimselfish: Sometimes I just like to sit on the couch and do nothing for 3 years.
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@Robert_Beau: CW: The boss said she wanted to see you. Me: That's flattering, but I don't date people from work.
@sfjdotcom: The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam.
@ValeeGrrl: Me: Mistakes my own hair for a spider at least once a day & screams Also me: [watching Criminal Minds] I could totally be a cop