@jmhuntsinger: Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb.
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@Scott_A_Gilmore: ~ Gets old. Puts car keys in 'better' place so I won't lose them ~ Can't find keys, has thrombosis—Dies ~ Comes back as ghost … finds keys
@LittlestSlobo: The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother.
@astonoha: I'm NOT ashamed of my body. I worked hard for athletic build, healthy brown hair, 4 gorgeous legs, strong neck, big wet nose, clip clop feet