@jmhuntsinger: Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb.
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@InternetHippo: I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I’m in prison.
@FillWerrell: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST
@danjan13: Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know.