@jmhuntsinger: Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb.
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@donni: Got this super hard game on my phone called Bank Of America. You only get a power up every 2 weeks? Need cheat codes
@gmossii: Every time I put on my striped socks I always have an ominous feeling that today is the day that a house will drop on me.
@CandyCrisis: Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game.
@djdarrellripley: Doctor: You need a kidney transplant. Me: A transplant? Dr: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I know where each one is buried. Me: