@jmhuntsinger: Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb.
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@SteveKoehler22: So many designer dogs now- Cavapoos, labradoodles, chugs ... When is someone going to cross a Bulldog and Shih Tzu ? That's Bullshit.
@TheToddWilliams: Dentist: How often do you floss? Dracula: Every day Dentist: Your gums are covered in blood. Dracula: Oh...I mean never. I never floss.