@Sarcasticsapien: Sometimes I like to play God and just ignore everyone when they talk to me.
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@Northside_Mike: Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets.
@moooooog35: The average parent spends roughly 2.7 years of their life picking up crayons from under restaurant tables.
@rockymomax: [date] ME: do you have kids or pets? HER: a son and a cat ME: what are their names? HER: John & Batman ME: nice! my son is also named Batman