@Sarcasticsapien: Sometimes I like to play God and just ignore everyone when they talk to me.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheDeadfishSays: "I don't want to make a spectacle..." Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job.
@Breadery: At my funeral I want the picture of me next to the coffin to have eyeholes cut out with someone behind it glaring at people coming in.
@LackOfShame: Women, when you say: "We should move into a better house." A man hears: "My plan is to force you to work till the day you die."
@geowizzacist: (after bedtime) 3:DADDY COME INTO MY ROOM! Me: go to sleep. 3:YOU HAVE TO COME IN BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR YOU M: yes you can 3:NO I CAN'T