@peteholmes: Sometimes I like to pretend an ! is just a ? squeezing through a tight space.
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@Jandalize: My 16yo daughters boyfriend struggled with a capri sun for the last 10 minutes. I think it's ok to leave her alone with him.
@topaz_kell: Rage against the machine is what I do when my candy bar gets stuck and won't drop down.
@QuiteQuietOne: Thanks to yesterday's chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall.
@betulesairafi: I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away.