@LoneWolfStories: Sometimes I like to surprise my neighbours by smiling and waving back at them.
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@bacon_gillepic: You said clothes were 50% off But not one woman in here is topless That false advertising!
@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.
@captainkalvis: Priest: I will now dip the child in the Holy Water Me (just watched a hot dog eating contest): That makes em go down your throat faster