@LoneWolfStories: Sometimes I like to surprise my neighbours by smiling and waving back at them.
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@spacej_me: Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing.
@KayRants: Ignoring your text is easy. It's having to park my car 8 blocks away so you think I'm not home when you drive by that's awkward.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Purchased an hourglass for my desk at work to flip when people stop by to make them uncomfortable.