@TheAlexNevil: Sometimes I make myself feel important by thinking in a British accent.
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@hazelmotes1: Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink.
@Bagyants: Student loans: because you should know what it's like to be one of the poor people you're always going on about
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don’t they just steal the stuff? She’s a criminal mastermind.
@sugabelly: I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional children without first consulting their existing child. 😒