@myles_morrison: Sometimes I miss my real friends and then I think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets.
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@AimeeHelene1: Ma'am...we're going to have to ask you to get off of the table. Ma'am... (me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)
@ImABaconDonut: One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth.
@tastefactory: When Leo said, "To all my friends, you know who you are" he was talking about the bear
@AristotlesNZ: Woah, woah! Lets see some I.D., Kid! LOLZ!! Just kidding! Press that button and come on in! -Adult Websites