@mydanimarie: Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open.
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@Reverend_Scott: You excited to watch the Super Bowl? "Ya, but only cuz the commercials." [sounds of man being beaten to death with bowl of chips and dip]
@Jaywoo74: Starting to think my wife might have a tumor. She's had a headache for the past 15 years.
@joeldanger: I enjoy visiting countries where I don't speak the language because it requires zero effort to tune out everyone around me.