@TheSharona06: Sometimes I put my cat in the sunroom hoping the coyote who lives out back will charge at it and bounce off the glass.
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@murrman5: if you come out with us you can't lie about making your own soup "those days are behind me" [girl at bar 45 mins later] oh cool, what kind?
@thejamietighe: Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close.
@AliceGolightly_: Me: You've dimmed the lights already, aren't we forward? * smiles suggestively * Optometrist: Just read the letters on the screen.
@CraigChamberlin: Apparently "What inning is it?" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.