@_sweet_ham: Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts.
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@Smethanie: I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint.
@ddsmidt: The car in front of me didn’t go when the light turned green, so I honked. She mouthed “thank you.” Okay, it wasn’t “thank”you, but I pretended it was.
@UNTRESOR: Let's agree that if we're both not married in ten years we'll sew our cats together to make one big SuperCat.