@_sweet_ham: Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts.
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@ahamedweinberg: The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower
@SondraDeeMe: My dance moves are best described as a woman trying to put on pants 4 sizes too small, with a wasp flying around her head.
@Momtoteens: Daughter just told me my hair looks good. The request for a ride will be coming in less than 10 minutes.
@SuchaDumbWorld: To my American friends: On Sunday, don't forget to set your clocks back one hour. On Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years.