@_sweet_ham: Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts.
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@WilliamRodgers: I played Dodgeball... I got Bullied.... I ate Gluten... I didn't get Participation Trophies... I turned out fine... So will your kid...
@duplicitron: Sometimes a family is walking towards you taking up the entire sidewalk and you have no choice but to just become part of that family.
@MichaelLarrick: If white guys are day drinking, it's inevitable that they're going to start wrestling at some point later that night.