@jennnjennnm: sometimes I question my sanity, sometimes it replies
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@GodfreyElfwick: I suggest now is the time to send ISIS some *very* strongly worded emails - then hit them with the biggest petition they've ever seen.
@ThisOneSayz: Auto correct changed "absence" to "absinthe" and now my kid's school won't let me be on the PTA.
@junejuly12: Me: My Amazon order arrived! Him: What did you get? Me: *scratches behind dragon's ears* Nothing important. Him: New happy pills? Me: Maybe.