@jonmsutton: Sometimes I regret teaching my children an evidence-based approach to life #FathersDay
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@druuuck: *Friend sees my knuckle tats* F: 'MMA4LYFE,' really? *I put my fists by my English prof's 'OXFORDCO' knuckle tats* *we start break dancing*
@BoozyMusic: "Good thing I guessed that today was probably a BYOB situation." -me, chaperoning the kindergarten field trip
@ieatanddrink: Cool prank: Dig up 200 earthworms. I will tell you about the rest of the prank later
@HallpassCanada: Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian.