@MarionDowling: Sometimes I run across a room really fast so a spider sees me out of the corner of its eye and spends the evening worrying where I've gone.
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@shadygeekdad: My father in law is one of those "deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong" kind of women.
@D2BMcG: Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times
@OfficeofSteve: They'll continuously make Fast & Furious movies until it's a bunch of old men trying to get out of a grocery store parking lot