@Schmoodles: Sometimes I see a baby and think "Aww, I want one!" Then I find my TV remote in the fridge again and think "Yeah, maybe I'm not ready."
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@salmarch79: A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who's stressing you out.
@ramjitsingh_: I think the main issue with 'The Hunger Games' is that while her life is at stake, boy problems are still presented as legitimate threats.
@scott_towel: My childhood left me with unreal expectations about how often I would see pies used as weapons.
@RoosterMustache: God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die