@meganamram: Sometimes I sit on my hand till it's numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name
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@JJSummertime: Humans: That made me puke. I'll never do that again! Dogs: That made me puke. I'm gonna get into it everyday this week!!
@robdelaney: Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word.
@Thynebear: *goes to watch youtube vid* BUFFER well okay *lifts weights* *checks again* BUFFER *does steroids* BUFFER "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"