@meganamram: Sometimes I sit on my hand till it's numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name
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@Cyd10e: If every day is a gift, I'd have to say today was a Fruitcake from Last Year Day. Recycled, disappointing and held together by booze.
@Bizarro_Mark: 5 and I are playing "guess the number I'm thinking of" with no limits and no clues. He's guessing sequentially from 1. Talk next week, guys!
@TheMichaelRock: Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
@alldrolledup: One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week