@JJSummertime: Humans: That made me puke. I'll never do that again!
Dogs: That made me puke. I'm gonna get into it everyday this week!!
@robdelaney: Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word.
@stpeteyontweety: Well played C-SPAN.
Well played indeed.
#Zuckerberg
@Thynebear: *goes to watch youtube vid*
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well okay *lifts weights*
*checks again*
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*does steroids*
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"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"
@gibbet: As I stood there looking at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself ............I'm gonna get thrown out of ikea in a minute..
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