@meganamram: Sometimes I sit on my hand till it's numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name
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@CheryeDavis: Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...
@Twisted_Mettle: RUN FOREST!!! RUN!!! But the trees just stood there. Frozen with fear. In the end, the flames consumed them all.
@MartaEffing: *sees person I know in a crowd* *waves enthusiastically* * realizes I don't know person* * changes enthusiastic wave to awkward fist pump*
@rickolantern: A super moon is just like a regular moon except Lois Lane doesn't recognize it when it's wearing horn rimmed glasses