@mattwhitlockPM: Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
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@curlycomedy: Passed a sign that says, "All you can eat, $30/person" but I don't think I can eat $30 worth of people.
@TommyKarate: Local video store is offering a chance to win free iPads, so naturally, I reported them as spam.
@GloriaFallon123: You know you do too much online shopping when your kids start drawing pictures for the UPS man.
@titusbb: I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy.