@mattwhitlockPM: Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
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@mstluvstrinkets: Is it against the law for postal workers to smile or was it my audacity to mail something?
@BlotterMonkey: Having kids is like being at a press conference: "No, you can't put the dog in the washer - next question." "No, you can't really fly -next"