@Jandalize: Sometimes I stand in the shower for 10 minutes before I remember what I'm supposed to be doing. So, yes your secrets are safe with me.
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@Gooooats: "One good thing about me is that I'm a great listener," I said while some kind of noise came out of her face.
@ClichedOut: HOW TO BE A LAWYER: Witness: I saw your client do it. Me: Allegedly. W: No, I did. M: Allegedly. Judge: That's argumentative. M: Allegedly.
@iGreenMonk: Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.
@Breadery: When my kids misbehave we watch 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' and then I make them stand in a giant Petri dish while I set up the machine.