@MsLighthouseCat: Sometimes I treat my depression, but other times we go dutch.
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@treydayway: I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.
@TheGoodGodAbove: I heard that #TheDress debate has already destroyed 18 relationships. These people probably shouldn't be breeding anyway.
@Super_Cynthia: 911: What's your emergency? [sounds of struggling and growling] 911: Hello?! Me: I OFFERED THIS RACCOON MY SANDWICH BUT I CHANGED MY MIND