@MsLighthouseCat: Sometimes I treat my depression, but other times we go dutch.
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@KevinGetem: Teachers call it "Going to the bathroom". We call it "I'm bored, I'm gonna go wander around school."
@imdaintyaf: [Weasel & mink are cuddling, watching a nature documentary] Narrator: ...the mink, a close relative of the weasel Weasel: Oh no Susan oh god
@HeyZeus666: Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother.