@iGreenMonk: Sometimes I try to eat healthy but my stomach's like "what if you die tomorrow?" and I'm like "good point" and I have a whole pizza.
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@jctwritesstuff: Me: I took two naps today and was just falling asleep again. Him: I can think of something to wake you up. *wraggles eyebrows* Me: Is it food?
@praisecheese: Me: I've invested heavily in hedgehog funds. You: I think you mean hedge funds. *opens door to roomful of hedgehogs* Me: Nope.
@KarlreMarks: The only thing we know for certain about Macron is that he is 39 years old and even that will probably change next year.