@hythemafia: Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.......
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@jjhartinger: If a 4-year-old says, "I'm scared there's a monster living under my bed" Don't reply, "Oh, that's where he's been hiding." I know that now.
@kwirkyKerri: Never underestimate a well placed "that's what she said". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle.
@Nursey2Be: Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good and we will slowly kill you.
@MavenofHonor: I'm enjoying a run through the sprinkler, but everyone else "smells smoke" and "thinks we should leave the conference room"