@hythemafia: Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.......
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@weinerdog4life: Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food.
@ehdannyboy: what's for dinner? ME: indian we had indian last night ME: i know, but i forgot to do the 'i see a little sillhouetto of a naan' joke so
@rachiecandice: I've reached the point in my life where I'm ready for a life partner. But I'd probably be just as content with a cheeseburger.