@Carbosly: Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could hit 8 colleagues at once.
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@chris_isloi: When you give someone a present, unless you say "open it", they're legally not allowed to look inside.
@huntigula: Guy: Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"? Gary: [filling a canteen with hotdog water] Nobody calls me that.