@MeetYourDaddy: Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once.
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@VinoTica: For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen
@virgiltexas: You cowards just love watching the NFL Draft while you're all too chickenshit to go off and serve in the football yourselves.
@iAmDelFreaky: I was sad to lose an arm wrestling match to a woman, but I felt better after I found out she was a man. Then sad again because we had sex.
@KeithSantagato: #WhyDoPeopleThinkItsOkayTo replace letters in words with numbers....well now i don't feel like reading the math equation you just sent me