@Tmoney68: Trying to convince a kid, no matter the age, that they're tired, is like trying to tell a drunk they're drunk. Denial & anger will follow.
@TheMichaelRock: Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis? Nobody in the government does their job.
@lazerdoov: Call your boring friend Simon, "Sighmon" he'll never know the difference and you can laugh about it with your cool bros over beers.
@GrowlyGrego: Dear Abby,
My pastor insists that being gay is wrong, yet he ends all his letters with the words "In Him"
Help!
Perplexed in Poughkeepsie
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: My GF's anti aging cream went bad.
HOW DOES ANTI AGING CREAM HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE?!
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