@hpb777: Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
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@KalvinMacleod: ME: u know what they say, drink with one eye open WIFE: they don’t say that, you’re drunk ME: *closes other eye* it is very dark in here
@1followernodad: I've started replacing "yes" with "sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."
@TeejayRush: Reasons to not go camping No.154: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world...
@jawbroken: November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone