@Grind_n_Roll: You can tell a lot about a person by autopsy.

@nickmullen: i would like it if batmans ears folded down when he got sad

@T_Bonezzz: Been dating this new chick and some days i like her and some days i don't. so i made her a mixed signal tape

@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'd love to hear an actor honestly answer the "How did you prepare for today?" red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

@KateWhineHall: Using self-checkout lane so I don't have to interact with anyone. Scans first item. Register: ... "Please wait for assistance."