@hpb777: Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
@T_Bonezzz: Been dating this new chick and some days i like her and some days i don't. so i made her a mixed signal tape
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'd love to hear an actor honestly answer the "How did you prepare for today?" red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
@KateWhineHall: Using self-checkout lane so I don't have to interact with anyone. Scans first item. Register: ... "Please wait for assistance."
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