@hpb777: Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
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@LindaInDisguise: I just opened a marketing email from Fitness magazine and my computer died laughing.
@Tharin_P: Bank ads make me want to hide my money under my mattress. They also make me want to acquire some money for hiding, but that's a side issue.
@protolalia: I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough.