@hpb777: Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
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@duplicitron: Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree.
@EBenita0517: You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all "why, why?"
@bobvulfov: TSA AGENT: take off ur shoes please ME: [hiding counterfeit pokemon cards in my shoes] the dude in front of me said he has a grenade
@CubanaMama82: I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work.