@swiftenhaal: Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention.
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@Dutch_50: "More than 1 way to skin a cat" - "Killing 2 birds with 1 stone" - Running like a chicken with its head cut off" -- who ARE we???
@bees_wingz: I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay.
@Book_Krazy: If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife? The answer may shock you.