@GrantTanaka: sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic
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@johnbiehl: Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting.
@UncleBob56: Stopped the microwave at 0:01 AND stopped the gas pump at an even $50.00! *Adds Bomb Squad Specialist to resume.
@Marlebean: I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.