@GrantTanaka: sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic
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@rickolantern: Just got 30 orange oval stickers printed that read NOW HAMSTER FREE I'm putting them on all the meatloaf packages in this supermarket
@Cheeseboy22: Apparently my 6yo old son went to school with a Spiderman costume under his clothes. The students of Edison Elementary are safe today.
@TheTweetOfGod: The real reason David beat Goliath is that when David threw a rock, Goliath threw scissors.
@Cryptoterra: Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding