@GrantTanaka: sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say "nice work, Einstein" without sounding sarcastic
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@yobrah_: I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street.
@aLunchBox: I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There's one behind me right now. So annoying.
@myonlymizztake: I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship.
@Cheeseboy22: I'm a spitting image of Ryan Gosling. Like if Ryan Gosling were to spit and look at his reflection in it, that would be me.