@TheTweetOfGod: Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens.
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@jonnysun: crime tip: secretley grease a cop's butt befor a car chase so when he slides acros the hood he'll slip off & keep on slidimg down the street
@OrigamiUndies: Walk up to the finest girl in the club and whisper, "excuse me, can I get at that outlet behind you hon?"
@OpenClassMX: If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too.