@six_2_and_even: Sometimes I’ll break into a house to turn down a thermostat
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@flashember: [inventor of the zoo] *sees deer gamboling freely through the forest and exotic birds flying blissfully through the air* this has to stop
@just1fool: Always go into an interview high so they'll never be able to tell the difference in the future.
@AlmightyBored: What's the proper etiquette for when someone cancels plans? Should I send them a thank you card?