@ComedicBust: Sometimes I'll casually say "what else do you want?" on the phone, so the pizza guy thinks I'm ordering for more than just me.
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@just_evolved: When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling.
@Gooooats: I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.
@seamusmckracken: The problem is, once you get the bear in a headlock, you’re going to have to let him go at some point and he’s going to be pissed.