@McNevich: Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them
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@Home_Halfway: "State your name" Ted Cruz "Where are you from?" Texas "Your wife's name" Heidi "Your first zodiac murder" 1968 "Thank you" You're welc-WAIT
@DanMentos: "You did it!" "You did it!" "You did it!" -dog watching me fail to solve a rubiks cube
@garrettbarry70: I have a CW who can't input data into a spreadsheet without whispering each number so don't tell me about your day.