@Home_Halfway: Sometimes I'll go to a grocery store and rotate all of the Tide detergents 90 degrees and yell "THE TIDES HAVE TURNED!" until I'm kicked out
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@alli_win: I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
@That_Damn_Duck: Some of you should not be allowed to procreate and if you have to google what procreate means, then I’m talking about you in particular.
@__candypants: Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.