@bakedbrotatoes: -You talkin to my girl?
*pops knuckles*
-What if I am?
*cracks neck*
*dislocates shoulder*
*breaks collarbone*
*fractures skull*
@chuuew: SEA LION 1: "More like shark *weak* amirite?"
SEA LION 2: "Hahaha"
SHARK: "Hey guys, what ya watching?"
[Sea lions jump onto ceiling fan]
@iwearaonesie: wife: Where's the food?
[flashback to me waving at a dog and forgetting to stop at the second window to pick it up]
me: Dammit
@iwearaonesie: *makes sandwich*
*sits down to eat it*
*sees dog staring at me*
*rips off small piece*
*gives her the rest*
@dubstep4dads: "you okay man?"
listen dude... i know what im doing
*lights a cigarette backwards*
ive seen Guy Code like six times
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