@dshack8: Sometimes I'm right.
Other times my wife is close enough to hear what I'm saying.
@Quartzjixler: I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars.
@thedayofthedot: i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck.
@envydatropic: I've been on my best behavior ever since the words "you can be charged as an adult" applied to me
@SomthinBoutSara: I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down
@UniqueDude2: [2 dead cats on ground]
Cat Detective: Curiosity killed them but how…*dies*
[3 dead cats on ground]
Cat Detective II: How di…*dies*