@jenlaw_11: Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat
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@MissBamantha: Boyfriend Test: Sour Skittles in one hand. Peanut Butter M&Ms in the other. Which do you choose? WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
@wescraw: The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life.