@jenlaw_11: Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat
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@causticbob: I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point. She turned around and found out I was walking her home.
@TheBoydP: Wife: Put the dishes away I have other things to do. Me: ok *Me loading dishwasher with wife watching entire time to ensure I do it right*
@vineyille: "First off I want to wish my opponent the best of luck and oh god. OH GOD NO" - presidential candidate accidentally using their 3rd wish