@jenlaw_11: Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat
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@DamienFahey: "This is NPR." Yeah, we know. You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo.
@CraigChamberlin: Apparently "What inning is it?" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.
@HallpassCanada: My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too.
@Ristolable: What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts.