@jenlaw_11: Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat
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@kiel_phillips: INTERVIEWER: I'm sorry, I don't think you're really suited for the role of librarian BRIAN BLESSED: WHY NOT?
@westofsunday: Stranger:So,you're a parent? Me: Yes,proud dad of a 5yo w/ special needs S:cool, I'm sort of a parent too, 2 dogs and a cat Me:.... Nope
@WilliamRodgers: I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave "quicker"