@Stellacopter: Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers.
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@huntigula: ME: 3 Big Macs please. lol it's my cheat day CLERK: you ordered the same thing yesterday ME:[leans in] why don't u mind your own gd business
@chuuew: Isn't it annoying when someone sits next to you in an empty cinema? I didn't think so but that's what my new best friend is telling security
@AnOrangeSNES: THIS IS SPARTA! *Next slide* THIS IS MY HOUSE IN CHICAGO! *Next slide* THIS IS MY PERSIAN CAT! *Next slide* Leonidas, it's getting late.
@ceejoyner: So many brave flute players were killed by cobras in picnic baskets before one of them tried an Indian song.