@Stellacopter: Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't.
@Slims_Ramblings: Confidence should never be confused with arrogance. Arrogance is spelled way differently.
@randomnloveit: Dear people that brush your teeth in the bathroom at work: stop that. You don't live here. Chew gum like the rest of us.