@Jandalize: Sometimes it's hard to nap at work. Like, when the boss is standing beside you or when you don't have a job.
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@TheDjinnTrials: Fun thing to say to your neighbors on the first meeting: I love the way your hair smells when you're sleeping.
@JazzJazzybc: Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.
@ericsshadow: [final debate] TRUMP: I'd like to apologize to hillary MODERATOR: umm ok HILLARY: umm ok TRUMP: I brought a gift *hands her a galaxy note 7*
@realHamOnWry: If you're lost in the forest start talking about politics. Someone is sure to show up to argue with you.