@TEAMP2007: Sometimes my kid likes me, but I'm pretty sure it's only because I'm his Oreo dealer.
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@PartyBitchKayla: advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he’s not joe biden
@lafpgh: He insulted my sister, and I let it slide. He insulted my mother, and I let it slide. Then...he insulted my tweets.
@Dawn_M_: Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.