@Bandersnaaatch: Sometimes my memory is not quite as good as my forgettery.
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@ShortSleeveSuit: Tailor [furious]: You think you can just come in here and choose your own material and do your own measurements? Fine, SUIT YOURSELF!
@Peauxtassium: WHY WON'T THOSE FOOTBALL PLAYERS LISTEN TO THE EXCELLENT ADVICE MY HUSBAND IS SCREAMING AT THEM?
@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?
@anildash: Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying "My, uh… friend said…"