@Bandersnaaatch: Sometimes my memory is not quite as good as my forgettery.
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@jonnysun: ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u
@AskBellaWagner: When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?" so we can both sound useless.
@DebraMuffin: No thanks, cosmetics lady. I'm years past 'bare & natural'. Save us both some time & show me the stuff you'd need to prep & refinish a wall.