@Bandersnaaatch: Sometimes my memory is not quite as good as my forgettery.
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@daemonic3: I refuse to participate in scavenger hunts because it's still murder to shoot people even if they were digging in dumpsters.
@WhatevaConc: If you're wearing sunglasses & it's not at all sunny out, you can't get offended when I grab your arm to guide you safely across the street.
@BraandoCommando: Me: I would like this urn Clerk: of course, sir. Who is it for? Me: my wife Clerk: oh, I’m so sorry [later] Wife: no I do not like my Christmas present
@Brianhopecomedy: In a marriage it's always a competition to see who can look busier, hence why I sighed and shook my head repeatedly while writing this.