@SarahFemme: Sometimes people suck the life out of me like there's a prize at the bottom.
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@nedroid: here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome
@Phook75: It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name
@007Rex_Inc: *Running late *Light turns green but car in front wont go *About to honk when reads bumper sticker: honk if you love disco *Is late for work